Local Bar

Funny things happen,
at the Local Bar!
You can hear the laughter,
out from very far,
but I never get in touch
with a woman…
because she is just too busy with some other men.
I’m just too shy…
to go on spreading my lonely wings!

Sure, funny things happen,
at the Local Bar!
Now I’m starting on drinking
to melt all the icebergs around.
But I can’t put on a funny joke,
that’s when my illusion,
turn in to smoke!

If she don’t give me an eye,
o please God help me all mighty my.

Funny things happen,
at the Local Bar!
Everybody is jocking,
but I just can’t put on a start.
I must be a Crazy Horse,
now that they are rolling all of that dope!

I can see her lips,
moving and laughing
on all of the tricks.

I must learn the joke
I must learn the trick
at the Local Bar!

I must learn the joke
I must learn the trick
at the Local Bar!